Okay. Hahaha! My previous entry about gay bars stirred up some long hibernating data in my memory bank that I thought it's worth posting another entry about. But let me warn you though, this may be of an extremely for adults only content or you may simply call it gross. Read on...

Years ago, during a trip to Thailand, we asked our tour guide to bring us to some place where Thailand is also known for - their red light district. Come midnight, she fetched us from our hotel and brought us to Patpong, a district lined with bars and pubs showcasing live shows, so we chose the one where most tourists flock, a show hihglighting women in their most "creative" and "strength-enduring" stance.

As usual the place was dimly lit; Caucasians and Europeans packed the area and a relatively undersized stage complete with steel bars were placed at the center of the site. Then as the music got louder and the place got darker, the show started. A couple of not-so-pretty and not-so-young Thai women appeared onstage, dressed in a two-piece bikini suit...doing sensually provocative acrobatics....slowly, slowly moving around the stage....around the steel poles.....and finally they took off their skimpy outfits and reached for their props somewhere near the stage.

A bottle of coke - still unopened, a stick of unlighted cigarette and three pieces of darts. The first woman took the bottle of coke, spread-eagled her legs at the center of the stage and inserted the bottle top in her...uhm, pussy. After a few seconds, she took it out already opened. Then the second one did the same thing, with her legs wide open, she took the stick of cigarette and inserted it in her you-know-what-already and lighted it....she literally smoked down there, and finished it till the very end of the stick. Whoa. Ok, by this time you probably figured out what the other one did with the darts huh? Well, basically the same thing. She inserted a dart in her you-know-what, lifted her butt a few inches from the floor and aimed at the board. Though it did not hit the bulls eye, it sure made its way to the right target.

There are several more exhibitions we saw, but unfortunately it was too long ago to remember all that. But still, we were stunned with what we just discovered. Whoa whoa whoa. What amazing muscle strength! Imagine you can do all these things....open a bottle of soda; smoke a cigarette; play darts among others with the female thingie. Wow.

Now would you still want to shed some wad of bills and hit the sack with these talented and "muscled" women?

Go figure.